Kelne

Former tyrant with horribly depressing past. Makes up for it and lost time by doing his best to be a jerk. Unfortunately, he keeps getting dragged into situations where he's portrayed as a hero. To make matters worse, he is followed around by a swarm of Minions who obey him, and by obey him I mean that they dig holes in his path and annoy him.

He has a neat flying carpet, though.